Jan 22, 2008

Senators Keep Emailing Me. They Need Me!

I just got this in my email inbox this evening--it was from John Kerry. I know what you're thinking, I keep getting these emails, I must be connected through the rafters! This is just the intro:


Dear Stacey,
I support Barack Obama because he doesn't seek to perfect the politics of Swiftboating -- he seeks to end it.
This is personal for me, and for a whole lot of Americans who lived through the 2004 election.

Senator Obama, I'm so sorry. Did you know he was going to mail this out to everyone on your mailing list? I'm going to email him as soon as I post this and ask, I'll keep you updated. Senator Obama, this isn't good, and I hate to see you go. Couldn't you do something? Serve Hunts ketchup on the Obama-mobile? It's personal for John Kerry, that means he's big time ticked.
I wasn't going to vote for you or anything, but Senator Obama, it's just not fair for you. By the way, have you spoken with Dr. Dean? I mean, I'm just saying. It wouldn't hurt none to work the crowd....YEAHHHHHH!!!!!
*Senator Obama, please stop Hillary. I still won't vote for you. But the cackle. Please please please, that laugh. I don't know if I'm strong enough. I'm not. I'm not strong enough.

4 Comments:

Dawn @ Coming to a Nursery Near You said...

LOL I get things almost daily from both Obama & Hillary. I must be registered as a dem, I guess. I can't remember LOL But since they're done with New Hampshire - nothing. Nadda. Zip. I'm hurt.

PinksandBluesGirls said...

Wow, you've got some major political connections, huh Stace? Haha. I must say, I have yet to receive any of those emails. Not that I'm complaining!!

Jane, Pinks & Blues

Mrs. C said...

Aw, man. What does it say about me that I just get the Viagra ads by e-mail? LOL

Jen said...

No kidding, Mrs. C. Me too. Ok, well, it's more like some Korean chick with a horse, but you get the point.