The news about another disgusting close call of a terrorist attack (Islamic converts.....imagine that!) thwarted by good intelligence (any way you can get it--just get it!) is troubling. So........I was thinking: what can we do to those naughtly little American-hating Islamic converts? And that's when I got the idea! Two words. Toy. Room.
Yes, it can work! Put them in a giant, colorful, visually stimulating room filled with oodles upon oodles of.....
More! In the midst of play, just when it gets fun and it's time to send Ken, Dora's eldest, into intensive Jihadist training camp under the tutelidge of Buzz Lightyear and the Polly Pocket gang, when the effects of a full day's lead paint overload kick in, baby....... commence popping. Popcorn. Buttered popcorn, popped in microwaves in the confines of their lead studded wonderland, courtesy of our friends from China. Turn on the microwaves and pop those bad boys bags and bags of BUTTERED popcorn!
