Sep 5, 2007

I'm Planning......


The news about another disgusting close call of a terrorist attack (Islamic converts.....imagine that!) thwarted by good intelligence (any way you can get it--just get it!) is troubling. So........I was thinking: what can we do to those naughtly little American-hating Islamic converts? And that's when I got the idea! Two words. Toy. Room.
Yes, it can work! Put them in a giant, colorful, visually stimulating room filled with oodles upon oodles of.....

More! In the midst of play, just when it gets fun and it's time to send Ken, Dora's eldest, into intensive Jihadist training camp under the tutelidge of Buzz Lightyear and the Polly Pocket gang, when the effects of a full day's lead paint overload kick in, baby....... commence popping. Popcorn. Buttered popcorn, popped in microwaves in the confines of their lead studded wonderland, courtesy of our friends from China. Turn on the microwaves and pop those bad boys bags and bags of BUTTERED popcorn!

It's a thought...it could work.

17 Comments:

JaniceNW said...

Hahahahaha. Very clever and very funny. :)

D... said...

It certainly could work! I like the way you think. :)

Girl Gone Wild said...

Wow...you are one demented chic! But so clever too!!! I absolutely LOVE it when you pick on the top news. Goes well with my coffee...

Sharon said...

I think I want to vote for you in the next presidential campaign...

Shana said...

Cute post. :o) But not such a funny topic. I am scared to death to start helping Santa shop this year. What do you buy kids that is safe???

Just heard about the popcorn this morning on the news. Crazy!

pinks & blues girls said...

GREAT ideas there!! I think we need to lobby somehow to get you talkin' with the powers-that-be in Washington. What do ya think?

Jane, P&B Girls

Bubba's Sis said...

A wonderful idea!!! I say let's do it!

Geez, my kids eat buttered microwave popcorn all the time. I don't think they eat it often enough to contract lung disease, tho. That's scary.

bundle-o-contradictions said...

Great idea! :)

Pinks & Blues Girls said...

You are one insightful, brilliant woman with common sense to boot. I agree with the others that YOU should run for President... or Congress... or SOMEthing to help us all!
Sharon - Pinks & Blues Girls

Debbie said...

What a great idea. You're a genius!!!

On the serious side, things are getting crazy. We can't smell popcorn any more? What's the world coming to? Should we eat grass and cardboard, live in the wild and use squat toilets to save water? Please.

Anything in EXTREME will kill us.

Pass the popcorn!

D... said...

Girl, you are AWESOME! Yes, that is my arts & crafts buffet/hutch you see in the background of the picture. As a matter of fact, my whole house is filled with it.

Is it ok if I lol at your YMCA story? Yes? Good!

Girl Gone Wild said...

Sorry about the button thing...in my stuffed up head I thought I had already done it for you! Scary, huh. Ok, so I got the I heart your blog button up, but am having a booger of a time with the smile button. I'm working on it though.

D... said...

Don't be covetous! Between the dog scratches on the bottoms and the cat scratches (from jumping & missing not using it as a scratching post) on the tops, they don't look as pretty as they once did.

kailani said...

Sounds like a good idea to me.

Lala said...

Stacy... I think we listen to the same radio during the day maybe? And probably watch the same morning show too... LOL...

Couldn't agree with you more!

lala :o)

melody is slurping life said...

So, do you have a campaign slogan yet?

Kelly said...

I'm thinking that the lead poisoning they might receive from playing with lead-ridden toys might not be enough. Maybe we should make their dinners with Teflon coated pans, offer up some filter free cigarettes, and build the toy room close to a nuclear plant that has power lines running ever so close to the tops of their house--maybe near an airport where they can hear the engines of planes every night hovering just above their heads, allow an occasional engine or wheel to drop on their heads, or better yet dump the toilets and/or fuel on them. Then, again, I think hunting them down and catching them would be best. I can't understand why we can't find Bin Laden. I mean this is a man who is 6'5" in a population that is much shorter, and now he has this hideous dye job. Obviously he didn't keep the Loreal box from his last dye job...duh! He's the man we want. Why can't we find him? Until we root him out, though, I think your plan will work just fine!--whoo, not sure that was a good liberal response! :)