TOP MOMMA TIME

Click my face (when will you ever hear those words again?). Wait, first click on the icon up here ^^. I don't know what a click will do for me, but I've clicked on mommas here and nothing blew up, I didn't get stuck in a porn loop that I desperately try to click out of while hearing the clicking of my husband's dress shoes coming down the hall from work (I've heard about these things, that's all). There was a computer error and I'm running a negative lead time here :( so I don't have long before I'll be booted now. And of course this happens when it's my turn...just another Stacey-ism.....

So--here are some Stacey-isms, some random thoughts I've been musing:

What if nobody clicks on my picture?


What if nobody WANTS to click on a picture of a 39 year old woman, wearing a cowboy hat, holding her breath?


What if I don't last longer than two hours?


What if I get by two hours and don't make a whole day?


What if I by some freak of electronical nature get through a whole day and I'm cut off at one week?


What if the mommy of the baby with the switch on it's face really can shut him off and on?


What if the lady with the hawk on her arm forgets her gloves..what'll happen to her arms and can it be fixed?


Doesn't the lady with the red hair look like Niki Abbott from The Young And The Restless?

The angry child eyes square...does he live nearby? And if he does, could he reach my doorknobs?

What if pink cartoon shopping bag with bargains inside lasts far longer than I do? This is quite likely, the shopping bag has been there as long as I've been looking at Top Momma.

Am I the only momma who hankers for cotton candy whenever I look at the Pink Hair Square?


What IS cotton candy hair momma smiling about? Is she smiling because she's lucky enough to eat cotton candy off her head all day long and STILL appear to fit into a size three dress? And if yes, should she taunt the rest of us so?

And finally, I think if ever a momma pops up with a logo pronouncing Life With Four Women, then boda-bing boda-bam sha-boom chickalocka chickalock nouw nouw, she is, in my book, Top Momma Queen Bee Forevermore. Hands down.

O Mama Mia Cucina.....

This....is my favorite mug. John gave it to me for Valentine's Day, it's got a picture on it that Alex drew in art class. I read on Pinks and Blues Girls that O Mama Mia's Cucina is doing a giveaway, which explains why I'm holding my mug like a fool up there (what the world is my fluffy hair doing here?). When I read the rules, no question this would be the mug for the job.

The giveaway requirements are very simple...post a picture of you with your favorite coffee mug or post your favorite pie recipe (what pie recipe--those come in the freezer section, Lady, there's no recipe for pie. Right? That's what MY mom said anyways ;). )

PS--I've been notified about 75 times by email since three that I'm upppp for Top Momma---but nothing yet. They told me they're having malfunctions and it'll be soon...so soon. And yet of course when it's my turn the computer fizzles out...isn't that just another Stacey-ism?! xo