Stacey Needs

Okay, you've likely seen these floating around in blogville about every day. I finally succumed to peer pressure and tried it. These are the first 10 sentences that popped up when I Googled "Stacey needs":

Stacey needs the support of the Babysitters Club --well who doesn't?

Stacey needs some love--that's right...

Stacey needs help getting her name out there--Yes, I do. Out where?

Stacey needs many surgeries to get rid of the excess skin--who outted me?

Stacey needs posh NYC digs to further her writing career--so...yeah...I need one.

Stacey needs his posh apartment to get away--ain't that the truth!

Stacey needs to go big time--who said that??

Stacey needs help too--no I don't!

Stacey needs to come back for like one day--Aha! Y'all missed me! (just one day?)

Stacey needs someone a bit sensible to stop her going off the rails--As if that's ever worked before!

So--what I think I have here is an insecure aspiring writer who isn't ever happy with what I have. I seem to have lost over 100 lbs, therefor the skin removal surgery.....sporting a temperament registering wayyy off the charts, so much so that my friends send me away and bring me back (but only for a day)! This paints a picture of a very off person, to put it nicely. Not me at all. No way. I'm normal. Yes huh, I am!