My Birthday Dreams Have Already Come True!

I made caramel apples yesterday from a recipe I scored off Bridget's site awhile back. They're good--I've eaten two myself! I thought they looked very fine on the dining room table this time--with the Halloween place mats. And as I'm editing the shots, I was going to crop it and eliminate the door off the main hall there--our master bedroom. But then I decided it's a good lead into a good house hunting lesson. Just immediately to the left of the dining room entry is the front door (you can't see it, but it's about three feet away). So...obviously the bedroom door isn't far from the front door. This is very handy, having the master bedroom on the main level--I like that. But what hasn't been especially handy is putting the door to the master room mere six or so feet from the front door. One might not think of this while house-hunting. Until you haven't made your bed or collected your unmentionables off the floor and guests stop in.

It might not be handy if you've just had a major operation--say, oh...an hysterectomy...and company calls without calling. And if that happens and if you are loaded with every prescription allowable for a solid week (me, I wouldn't know about that!), sprawled out in the middle of the bed atop seven pillows to keep your 100 stitches from bursting open, unable to get up and shut the door before your husband or kids invite company in, you are sunk. Smile and weakly wave hello while you check to make sure all your leftover parts are covered. They will look in. Every. single. time. Whether they're here to visit you or not.

Something to think on before you buy or build.

And because tomorrow is my official beginning of my fifth decade, I will go ahead and own it now. I am turning 40. And I think 40 is about my expiration date. I have lost my innards, I've had my varicose veins stripped. What d'ya think of those legs?--learn from me, don't do this in the summer. It's too danged sexy and attracts unwanted attention--at least that's what I think everyone was staring about when I was at the store--four weeks of this I was treated to!

I have a double bridge in my mouth, my jaw pops, so I'll need that fixed because my ears ring and ache. I must wear reading glasses to read small print up close, and now, just this week, I awoke to find I have developed carpal tunnel syndrome. And I type. For a living. That's about right--I was due another body part failure!

I saw a t-shirt online that said "It took me 40 years to look this good". At this rate, my friends, I can scarcely wait to see what 50 will bring--is it possible for eyelids to droop so low you can't drive anymore? This could happen, I'm watching the right one with intensity (photo below was my big bunco win, btw, and check the right eye)! I'll watch it until I can't see to watch it anymore.

And the beauty mark on my right cheek--oh so beautiful in my 20's and 30's. In my 40's, let's call it what it's growing to become--a wart. (Did I mention I had one removed about seven years ago that grew to be the size of a nickle....on my left....never mind, it's gone now, I'll spare you. Besides, a skirted bathing suit covered it nicely.) Before I go away, I was give the cutest cutest little award this week--TWICE, once by Surjit and once by Misty Dawn--and they're right on here--I'll drink that little blue drink anytime anywhere! Both of them. Be darned if I care why they're blue! Thanks both of you, it feels like a big giant hug when someone thinks I'm worthy of an award. Now if you'll excuse me while I sip on this--I'm off to see if I have anymore of those little pills leftover.......

I'm Going To Melt!

Our air-conditioner is on the fritz. Which means by 2pm, therefor so my hair will be as well. I don't do hot so well since my surgery last year and I'm scared. Scared, I tell you. It's going to heat up in a few hours and unless the a/c guy can do something to limp this 17 year old air conditioner along, I'm going to flee for my life. Yes, that's it, I'll need to head for the cold air--I say I won't, but I already know, I'll even do WalMart to stay out of the scorch!

Fortunately, John's brother is our a/c guy, he owns the company. So I have faith that they can help. Right, Jim? Sadly, I have senior pictures coming up on the 10th (Niki's not mine. It'd be quite silly for me to start taking senior pics. Unless of course they were senior pictures in the literal sense of the word, because that wouldn't be a stretch!). I've already promised Cody his letter jacket. We should have gotten him one last year when he lettered in diving <insert casual bragging here> but I put him off. If I order it soon it'll be here in time for winter. And.....we're putting on a new roof.

May as well just sent myself overdraft notices, save the bank their time when it comes around! Help.me!

However comma on a much better note, Bridget (And Miles To Go...), a favorite of a ton a ton a ton of bloggers has issued the first ever You Make Me Smile Award and not gonna lie, I was floored. She thinks I inspire and make her smile, when in all honesty, she's where bloggers to go regroup, recharge and energize themselves. This is one cool mommy with an above-the-bar interesting story about her family. Because of Bridget, I intend to do better with my culinary skills or lack thereof. She made a good point--she's gonna be in there cooking anyway, may as well put her heart into it. And I read that and felt thumped on the back of the head! Okay okay okay, I'm going to try harder!

Now--I'm planning on heading to St. Joseph to take my son to the museum today if the air guy gets here before I'm ready. So I'll award this one later too (see yesterday's post). I know who I'm givin it to but it takes me, the computer-challenged blogger, ten years to link uppp! Thanks, Bridget. It's quite ironic you should pass this onto ME!

And now...off to shower and do my hair BEFORE the heat sets in. Tell me I can do this, please! WHY couldn't this happen in two or three weeks when fall finally comes to stay? Ahh, don't answer, I already know. Stupid Murphy!